>>English Grammar: Capitalization
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>>In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalization.
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>>For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement.
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>>"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
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>>Is everybody clear on that now?
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>Surprising what a big difference capitalization makes in this case.

And it's a good thing he wasn't riding an elephant.
It's difficult to get down off an elephant.
But, that's a duck story.