I got this from George Ure's http://urbansurvival.com/week.htm this morning: ;-)

They sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question:

"List all dependents?" I replied -

"12 million illegal immigrants;

"3 million crack heads;

"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,

"2 million people in over 243 prisons; and

"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”