>>>Have you ever noticed that people tend to die after retiring? Why is that?
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>>I don't know. But I've also noticed that some people tend to die before retiring as well. It's all very odd.
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>"Some guys just give up living
>Start dying little by little, piece by piece
>Some guys come home from work and wash up
>And go racing in the street"
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> -- The Boss

Are those my only two options ?