>>Just passing on something I received this morning that made me smile:
>>
>>Some years ago a small rural town in Italy twinned with a similar town in
>>Greece. The mayor of the Greek town visited the Italian town. When he saw
>>the palatial mansion belonging to the Italian mayor he wondered how he could
>>afford such a house.
>>
>>
>>The Italian said; "You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant
>>to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with
>>traffic lights at either end, this house could be built".
>>
>>
>>The following year the Italian visited the Greek town. He was simply amazed
>>at the Greek mayor's house, gold taps, marble floors; it was marvellous.
>>When he asked how this could be afforded the Greek said; "You see that
>>bridge over there?"
>>
>>
>>The Italian replied; "No."
>
>LOL
>
>Was there a Porsche Cayenne in the driveway as well.

No, but there was a boat at the dock.