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>>I can introduce you to me. Hi! I'm Jake, and I'm the 6th generation born on our family farm. ;)
Good for you. Which state is the family farm in? What does it produce? Do you know why I'm asking? ;-)
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1