>>Unfortunately, that either shows me how to do it via the menus or takes me to the below thrice-danged MSDN thing.
>>
>>
>>>>Hi
>>>>
>>>>Could someone point me to a resource for the Word Document Object that will actually give me things like, oh...I don't know, parameters, return values (and what they mean)?
>>>>
>>>>My Google-fu has been so inadequate on this I'm about ready to choke something since all I can see to find is a thrice-danged thing on MSDN that will tell me what the members of the object is, but none of what I'm really looking for.
>>>>
>>>>Thanks
>>>
>>>
>>>Write Macro.
>>>Open VBA editor and press F1.
>
>Nope.
>If you press F1 in VBA editor you will get VBA help.
>
>Or maybe you didn't installed it?

Ah...there we go, thanks Boris. Apparently what I read and what I did were completely different the first time.