>>Several presidents and ex-presidents are suffering from cancer. According to Chávez, this is no coincidence - somebody is provoking it with "modern technology".
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>>http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/dec/29/hugo-chavez-us-cancer-plot
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>My conspiracy theory is that all this demagogic presidents feign to have cancer to elicit pity from their people so they can continue with their mediocre governments and stealing more money from them all.

Don't forget the vacation trip to Cuba for 'treatments'