>>Several presidents and ex-presidents are suffering from cancer. According to Chávez, this is no coincidence - somebody is provoking it with "modern technology".
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/dec/29/hugo-chavez-us-cancer-plot>
>My conspiracy theory is that all this demagogic presidents feign to have cancer to elicit pity from their people so they can continue with their mediocre governments and stealing more money from them all.
I have yet another one: They made a bet, who can come up with the greatest public BS pronouncement. It's sometimes hard to pick a winner, though - there are several great talents.
Difference in opinions hath cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire... (from Gulliver's Travels)