>>>>Cars are dangerous. :) I was in Maryland on business, and my boss was parking the SUV rented by the travel agent (we needed an SUV like we needed Scuba gear). He accelerated backwards very fast. Only problem was: I was walking down the street behind the SUV looking for a parking space to guide him into. Fortunately, and I don't know how or why, I leaned back into the SUV's flat back and was carried along. Then he suddenly stopped. I went flying off. Most fortunately, I wear Skecher (sp?) Shape Ups, with the thick rounded soles, due to an ankle problem. I landed on the back "heel" (there isn't one: it's all a semi-circle, sort of), the shoes rolled me forward, I took a couple of steps walking away, and was fine. Lost my glasses while in motion, but they were found, and we then went to dinner.
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>>>That is scary! in my case I just crashed against two poles that where traveling in the wrong direction, first time broke two tail lights and broke the bumper, second time I destroyed the left mirror completely, but there was no people around.
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>>I thought Poles were people from Poland.
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>Foreigners hate going to see soccer matches at stadiums in Poland, because they always end up sitting behind a Pole.

We make similar jokes based on the simility between finish and Finnish, but they always sound better than what they look like on paper, a kind of "Engrish".