>1. What's the difference between CREATEOBJECT(), ADD OBJECT, and ADDOBJECT()?
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>Spelling
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>2. How many of the 700 or so numbered VFP errors can you successfully recover from programmatically, and allow execution to continue?
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>123.26
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>3. Why does a form's BufferMode property accept only values 0, 1, 2 when CURSORSETPROP() accepts values 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 for BUFFERING?
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>Forms aren't as smart as CursorSetProp()
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>4. When must you use TYPE() instead of VARTYPE()?
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>When you are only allowed four letter commands.
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>5. What naming standards do you use?
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>I like to use latin phrases and the names of rock guitar players.
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>6. What is the acronym LISA, and why is it important?
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>Lisa is the girl that keeps pulling the fooltball away on Charlie Brown, oh no that's Lucy never mind.
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>7. Why is it sometimes necessary to issue TABLEUPDATE() twice on a view?
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>VFP wasn't listening the first time.
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>8. Why would you use DO FORM ... NAME ... LINKED instead of DO FORM ... TO ...?
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>I don;t like doing anything TO anybody I haven't been formally introduced to.
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>9. A text box VALID() method calls a modal form, which has an edit box and two command buttons. The form's INIT() method sets focus to the second command button. What happens when the user tabs out of the text box?
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>Confetti starts raining from the air ducts.
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>10. What is wrong with this statement: “The fastest way to install VFP on a new machine is to zip up the VFP directory and all subdirectories and then unzip on the target machine.”
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>Everybody know that zippers always get stuck.
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>11. Describe the objects that can be found a DE.
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>D and E
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>12. How do you make a form modal?
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>Insult it.
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>13. Describe what a non-visual class could be used for.
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>Helping blind people use computers.
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>14. When you drag a field from a DE onto a form, what determines the base class used for the resultant control?
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>How the field feels when you drop it.
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>15. How do you ship an ActiveX control with an application?
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>Wrap it in bubble wrap.
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>16. Describe a design pattern.
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>Argyle, lots of little diamonds.
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>Hope this helps!

I am pleased that your sense of humor is intact.

The question about TYPE() vs. VARTYPE() is one I was asked in the interview before my last job. For some reason they were impressed that I knew that with VARTYPE() you don't have to wrap the search expression in quotes. (And then they showed me the app, which was full of procedural code circa 1980).

Correct me if I'm wrong but weren't you the one who originated the acronym LISA? (Other than Steve Jobs, anyway). Load, Init, Show, and Activate -- event firing order.