>>The absolute worst error you could make was to forget to put the rubber band around the deck of cards before you left to submit them to the card reader. It was a forgone conclusion you would trip and scatter the entire deck and spend hours re-sortting.
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>You had cards? All we ever had were the elastic bands.

Roy Rogers restaurants did an ad based on this kind of one-upsmanship years ago. The final line, IIRC, was "Feet? You had feet?"

Tamar