>>>>>http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4116326/Woolly-mammoth-spotted-in-Siberia.html
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>>>>>Himmmm, Mammoth steaks. Got to get a bigger BBQ.
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>>>>once again its blurry video from far away with a dodgy camera. Amazing how I can shoot great video with my fairly old camera but I never see any UFO, Yeti, Loch Ness Monsters or Mammoths.
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>>>That's the whole problem. You need an old, out of focus camera to get these pictures, these creatures are afraid of new technology.
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>>I'm rather surprised no-one has given the footage to one of those TV forensics shows so they could settle the question once and for all. You know, those shows where they take 240p footage from a $15 web cam, of a car that's a kilometer away, at night, in a snowstorm, at a bad angle, and they "sharpen it up" to read the license plate.
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>But that's different - they dress fashionably and drive $50000+ city vehicles and have multi-million dollar labs full of magical equipment. You know, like all city government employees have.

I forgot about the importance of dressing fashionably. Thanks for the reminder.