>>GRANDCHILDREN ARE VERY SMART.
>>
>>I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old Granddaughter
>>and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
>>
>>She said "It's President's Day!"
>>
>>She is a smart kid.
>>
>>I asked "What does President's day mean?" I was waiting for something about
>>Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
>>
>>She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White
>>House, and if he sees his shadow we have four more years of massive unemployment."
>
>:-}
>But I thought the U.S unemployment rate has been trending downwards since Jan '10

It is

>
>>
>>You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose

and yes, yes it does