>>How about go back to the original topic rather than trying to change the subject. The kid comes to school with a Turkey and cheese sandwich, banana, potato chips, and apple juice. Should the school force her to eat nice healthy deep fried chicken nuggets instead of the lunch she brought?
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>Wait, let's be clear: the whole Turkey or just the part around Constantinople?

You are really on a roll with the puns. If the Merry Punster Club was still going I would award you your number.