Loved this - although the first question is incorrect - Napoleon didn't die in a battle. Personally, had I been the instructor I'd have given this student a passing grade for pointing out how poorly the questions were constructed.
>1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
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>His last battle.
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>2. Where was declaration of independence signed?
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>At the bottom of the page.
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>3. What is the main cause of a divorce?
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>Marriage.
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>4. What you can never eat for breakfast?
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>Lunch and dinner.
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>5. What looks like half an apple?
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>The other half.
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>6. How can one endure eight days without sleep?
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>Not a problem, if he sleeps at night.
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>7. What will happen if you cast a red stone into a blue sea?
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>It will be wet.
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>8. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
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>There are no single-handed elephants.
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>9. If in your left hand you hold three apples and four oranges, and four apples and three oranges in your right, what do you have?
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>Very large hands.
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>10. If it takes eight people ten hours to build a wall, how much time would it take four people?
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>No time at all, the wall is already built.
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>11. How can you drop an egg on the concrete without breaking it?
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>Any way you like. Concrete is very firm and doesn't crack easily.
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