Appeals to the drunken 19 year old in me. But I gotta ask - what's 26?

>IF MEN RULED THE WORLD: TOP 26 LIST
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>1. Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
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>2. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."
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>3. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
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>4. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
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>5. Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.
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>6. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
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>7. "Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
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>8. At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
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>9. It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.
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>10. When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you were going?" You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place." Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off."
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>11. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
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>12. Garbage would take itself out.
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>13. Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
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>14. Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"
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>15. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
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>17. On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day, too.
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>18. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.
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>19. "COPS" would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.
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>20. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".
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>21. The candle shops in the mall would sell candles that smell like whiskey and beer.
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>22. Women would have to obtain a license before wearing spandex or short shorts (sorta like conceal carry laws).
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>23. Women suffering from PMS would be required to wear a burka.
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>24. Gun racks would be standard on all American cars.
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>25. There would be a device that automatically raised and lowered toilet seats.