>>>Just so you're ready, tomorrow is "National Banana Cream Pie Day". For real.
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>>Which nation has a national banana?
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>I think all bananas are just national. I mean, when's the last time you ever heard of a state or provincial banana.
As in "What is the state of your banana?" ?
Afghanistan Bananastan ... Slowly I turn ...
Charles Hankey
Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
- Thomas Hardy
Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm-- but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.
-- T. S. Eliot
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.
- Ben Franklin
Pardon him, Theodotus. He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.