>>>>>Two men were having coffee, when one of them said:
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>>>>>... Last night, my son just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please give my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother."
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>>>>>The other man said:" Wow, he really said that?"
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>>>>>"Well, he didn't put it quite that way. He actually said, "Dad, I've decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.' "
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>>>>The 'jewelry' part makes it a bit hard to believe. Do men have jewelry?
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>>>Some men like jewelry. I wear expensive watch, for example.
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>>Was that a joke? I have no idea why anyone needs a watch any more.
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>Maybe it's because I'm not attached to my phone like it was a bionic growth and sometimes I like to know what time it is?

It seems like there are clocks everywhere. Clocks on the walls, computers, in the car. In the past 20 years the only times I have worn a watch has been during running events and refereeing soccer (where it was essential). I still own the watch/timer and a very nice watch I received as an employee award. Both of them have had dead batteries since who knows when.