>>>>>>>>>Two men were having coffee, when one of them said:
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>>>>>>>>>... Last night, my son just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please give my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother."
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>>>>>>>>>The other man said:" Wow, he really said that?"
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>>>>>>>>>"Well, he didn't put it quite that way. He actually said, "Dad, I've decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.' "
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>>>>>>>>The 'jewelry' part makes it a bit hard to believe. Do men have jewelry?
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>>>>>>>Some men like jewelry. I wear expensive watch, for example.
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>>>>>>What brand of watch is it?
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>>>>>Raymond Weil.
>>>>I have a Breitling Navitimer.
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>>>A fine watch is the sign of a real man.
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>>Oh, lord ;-) Is there a correlation to how big the watch is?
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>>I have a fine watch. It's a $20 Timex with stopwatch functions in addition to telling you what time it is.
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>Mine is not very expensive. Seiko Titanium, but not only does it tell time (a very useful feature in my opinion), but if you get really bored, it has a second hand you can watch for as long as you like.

No second hands for me. They hypnotize me.

Have you ever heard anyone with a digital watch or clock say, "The time is EXACTLY 4:05?" (or whatever time). That may be exactly what it reads but it doesn't make it the exact time.