Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to
spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he
would take his 4-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for
some quality time - pancakes, ice cream, candy -- just him and his
granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't
feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked
forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came
to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the
drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with
grandma?" he asked. "Not really, Grandpa, it was really boring. We didn't
see a single ass, queer, piece of crap, horse's ass, liberal
pinko, blind bastard, moron, idiot or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"



Have a great weekend, all!