And for all this they'll pay the princely sum of 50K?


>I received this job description this morning. Can Anyone Possible Meet These Requirements?
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>Titel : SQL DBA
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>Summary:
>Provide technical support for the database environment including overseeing the development and organization of the databases, assessment and implementation of new technologies, and providing Information Technology with a long-term perspective on database technology.
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>Requirements:
>• Bachelor’s Degree or higher in IT, Computer Science, or related field
>• 3+ years Microsoft SQL Server administration experience
>• 3+ years enterprise-level consulting experience
>• 3+ years of healthcare industry experience is a plus
>• 2+ years IT operation with strong understanding of database structures, theories, principles, and practices
>• Strong ability to translate business requirements into data solutions
>• Strong MS SQL Server database design skills; well familiar with normalization concepts
>• Strong data modeling skills (conceptual modeling, entity relationship modeling, etc.)
>• Strong SQL scripting skills; well familiar with all SQL Server database objects
>• Strong familiarity with extraction, transformation, load (ETL) routines
>• Strong familiarity with SQL Server Integration Services (SSIS) package creation
>• Strong familiarity with data warehousing concepts and design considerations
>• Deep knowledge in log shipping, DB mirroring and snapshot/merge/transaction replication
>• Experience with Master Data Services configuration, setup, and maintenance
>• Experience with MS SQL Server in high availability strategies
>• Experience with XML storage and maintenance within SQL Server
>• Performance tuning strategies: indexing, SQL tuning, etc.
>• Must work within AHS Data Services standards, policies and procedures
>• Experience in disaster recovery and planning
>• Experience with Database Design and Schema Design
>• Production or development environment experience with Data Warehouse and Data Marts to support business intelligence software
>• Experience with Cloud based systems or distributed systems such as Hadoop, MongoDB, CouchDB, MapReduce knowledge
>• Knowledge of SQL Server Analysis Services and Reporting Services helpful
>• Knowledge of structured iterative and agile development styles helpful
>• Advanced analytical skills and extreme attention to detail
>• Able to prioritize effectively and meet strict deadlines while managing multiple, competing tasks
>• Strong team player able to form functional work relationships with peers and superiors
>• Superior verbal and written communication skills, with ability to troubleshoot problems in person, by phone, or email
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>Email me if you can, and I will forward you the job description.
>;-)