um....yeah....your HR department doesn't proof read before it sends out, does it?

>The other day, I saw a job description requireing 3+ years of VS 2012.
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>>yeah, this job description reminds me of the one I saw where they wanted 5+ years experience in SQL Server, Oracle, and DB2 along with 5+ years experience in Windows and Linux and 5+ year's experience in Visual Studio (C#, VB) and Java. This was a position in Austin and they were offering 47,000/year.
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>>>WOW, that much
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>>>>And for all this they'll pay the princely sum of 50K?
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>>>>>I received this job description this morning. Can Anyone Possible Meet These Requirements?
>>>>>
>>>>>Titel : SQL DBA
>>>>>
>>>>>Summary:
>>>>>Provide technical support for the database environment including overseeing the development and organization of the databases, assessment and implementation of new technologies, and providing Information Technology with a long-term perspective on database technology.
>>>>>
>>>>>Requirements:
>>>>>• Bachelor’s Degree or higher in IT, Computer Science, or related field
>>>>>• 3+ years Microsoft SQL Server administration experience
>>>>>• 3+ years enterprise-level consulting experience
>>>>>• 3+ years of healthcare industry experience is a plus
>>>>>• 2+ years IT operation with strong understanding of database structures, theories, principles, and practices
>>>>>• Strong ability to translate business requirements into data solutions
>>>>>• Strong MS SQL Server database design skills; well familiar with normalization concepts
>>>>>• Strong data modeling skills (conceptual modeling, entity relationship modeling, etc.)
>>>>>• Strong SQL scripting skills; well familiar with all SQL Server database objects
>>>>>• Strong familiarity with extraction, transformation, load (ETL) routines
>>>>>• Strong familiarity with SQL Server Integration Services (SSIS) package creation
>>>>>• Strong familiarity with data warehousing concepts and design considerations
>>>>>• Deep knowledge in log shipping, DB mirroring and snapshot/merge/transaction replication
>>>>>• Experience with Master Data Services configuration, setup, and maintenance
>>>>>• Experience with MS SQL Server in high availability strategies
>>>>>• Experience with XML storage and maintenance within SQL Server
>>>>>• Performance tuning strategies: indexing, SQL tuning, etc.
>>>>>• Must work within AHS Data Services standards, policies and procedures
>>>>>• Experience in disaster recovery and planning
>>>>>• Experience with Database Design and Schema Design
>>>>>• Production or development environment experience with Data Warehouse and Data Marts to support business intelligence software
>>>>>• Experience with Cloud based systems or distributed systems such as Hadoop, MongoDB, CouchDB, MapReduce knowledge
>>>>>• Knowledge of SQL Server Analysis Services and Reporting Services helpful
>>>>>• Knowledge of structured iterative and agile development styles helpful
>>>>>• Advanced analytical skills and extreme attention to detail
>>>>>• Able to prioritize effectively and meet strict deadlines while managing multiple, competing tasks
>>>>>• Strong team player able to form functional work relationships with peers and superiors
>>>>>• Superior verbal and written communication skills, with ability to troubleshoot problems in person, by phone, or email
>>>>>
>>>>>Email me if you can, and I will forward you the job description.
>>>>>;-)