>>1. Open a new folder on your computer.
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>>2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
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>>3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
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>>4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
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>>5. Your PC will ask you:
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>>'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
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>>6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
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>I actually do start out every day with a positive outlook. I believe that I am the world's greatest optimist.
>Every day I wake up, stretch, look in the mirror, and tell myself, "Well, it can't get any worse than this!"
I remember when I was a kid our minister saying there were two kinds of people in the world :
Those who woke up saying "Good morning, God!"
and those who woke up saying "Good God, morning!"
Charles Hankey
Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
- Thomas Hardy
Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm-- but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.
-- T. S. Eliot
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.
- Ben Franklin
Pardon him, Theodotus. He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
