>>1. Open a new folder on your computer.
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>>2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
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>>3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
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>>4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
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>>5. Your PC will ask you:
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>>'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
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>>6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
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>Except the message doesn't say "'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'". It says "Are you sure you want to delete this folder?".
A lone figure stands ever-ready. His senses in perfect tune with his surroundings. His eyes are focused, sharp as a hawk. His skin registers the speed and direction of the wind. He can assess the humidity through the simple act of inhaling. He listens intently for the spring of the release. He can smell his victory in the air.
Without need of an audible "pull", his weapon is at the ready. His eyes lock the target. He exhales ever so slightly and gently squeezes the trigger.
Poof!
Another joke is dusted.
There's no time to savor the moment. He can sense the next one entering the launcher...
Wine is sunlight, held together by water - Galileo Galilei
Un jour sans vin est comme un jour sans soleil - Louis Pasteur
Water separates the people of the world; wine unites them - anonymous
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world - Ernest Hemingway
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance - Benjamin Franklin
