>I can't believe how many corporate investors have bought this stock. In many cases presumably pension funds.
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>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18141990

I think I could get the hang of this investment business.

(a) Consider whether FB shares are worth $38. Decide 'Yes'. Buy.
(b) Wait 24hrs.
(c) Consider whether FB shares are worth $34. Decide 'No', Sell.
(c) Collect bonus.