>>>>>Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his f@#kin' widow."
>>>>
>>>>The only consolation to the poor cabbie is that she's not an ordinary widow, but a f@#kin' one.
>>>
>>>Thank god for small favours.
>>
>>No, I won't.
>
>Infidel ! ;)

There was nothing to have fidelity to. I'm just an unbeliever.

But you may have a point about small vs large.