>I was on a United Airlines flight many years ago where the patter from the lead stewardess was about identical. The line about leaving something we'd like to have is verbatim.
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a particular favourite was as we were disembarking and they said the one above about not leaving things unless they would want them, and they said "and to you in 13D, don't even think about leaving your mother-in-law here again!"

I was mildly upset that there is no 13th row, but it made me chuckle nonetheless!