>>There are probably not that many gays stupid enough to spend money on a 'gay cure'. So, here's my plan to get rich. Take a flashlight, preferably LED, and dress it up as a sort of ray gun. You sell it as a g-ray gun that cures gays by shining the g-rays on them for at least 3 minutes per attempt. Remember to point out in the literature that most gays are pretty died in the wool and it will probably take many attempts to cure them. And also that there are a few that are so full of sin that they can never be cured, but at least the g-rays will eventually make them feel some self-doubt.
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>Oh I would never think there would be a market among gays - except maybe as a novelty gag gift kind thing - and I don't know of many seeking to be "cured".
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>No, I meant selling the Michelle Bachmans and James Dobsons and Pat Robertsons of the world research, studies, program plans, magic elixirs, magic beans, prayer cloths, amulets, ( I like the ray guns idea ) , talismans, juu juu charms, holy relics and other items to help pray the gay away and exorcise the Faaabulous.
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>I'd even hire some guys to show up at tent revivals dressed like the village people and have them butch up after a magical laying on of hands when they would then ravish women from the audience.
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>When there is a lot of stupid coupled with a lot of "love offerings" there has to be an opportunity in there somewhere <g>

hmmm..well I can see a little beeping box called a "gaydar" that would beep as it got close to a gay person. I'm sure Pat Robertons types would go for it..haha. I agree some people gullible and the bible-tumping Pat Roberston followers would be ideal scam-targets. Heck if you could 'acquire' their memberlist that included donation amounts it would like be hitting the jackpot of mail-lists of suckers. They would all be gullible and maybe kinda stupid too...plus odds are most would be senior citizens too, which we all know make some of the best scam victims. Heck every year around halloween I put my "Ghost in a Jar" up for sale on eBay for $100,000 (an empty mason jar that contains a ghost) - one of these days it might sell..hahaha