>>There are probably not that many gays stupid enough to spend money on a 'gay cure'. So, here's my plan to get rich. Take a flashlight, preferably LED, and dress it up as a sort of ray gun. You sell it as a g-ray gun that cures gays by shining the g-rays on them for at least 3 minutes per attempt. Remember to point out in the literature that most gays are pretty died in the wool and it will probably take many attempts to cure them. And also that there are a few that are so full of sin that they can never be cured, but at least the g-rays will eventually make them feel some self-doubt.
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>Oh I would never think there would be a market among gays - except maybe as a novelty gag gift kind thing - and I don't know of many seeking to be "cured".
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>No, I meant selling the Michelle Bachmans and James Dobsons and Pat Robertsons of the world research, studies, program plans, magic elixirs, magic beans, prayer cloths, amulets, ( I like the ray guns idea ) , talismans, juu juu charms, holy relics and other items to help pray the gay away and exorcise the Faaabulous.
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>I'd even hire some guys to show up at tent revivals dressed like the village people and have them butch up after a magical laying on of hands when they would then ravish women from the audience.
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>When there is a lot of stupid coupled with a lot of "love offerings" there has to be an opportunity in there somewhere <g>

"pray the gay away and exorcise the Faabulous" -- that was good.

I pick up some good phrases from my daughters, especially when they think I am too old and out of it to understand. (You wipe their butts and change their diapers for a year or two, spend approximately your net worth on them, and this is what you get in thanks). (ED: overall it is far from thankless). One of the good recent ones was "ghetto fabulous," aimed at a girl they went to middle school with. It means a girl from perfectly proper upbringing who hangs out with darker skinned guys and tries to act ghetto. It is in the spirit of the old teenage favorite, pissing off your mom.

Allie had another good one not long ago, "suppie." It means a girl you don't really like and try to avoid. She sees you and makes a beeline. "Sup?" she says.