Talk to Dish Network or DirecTV. They will set you up for about 30 bucks a month for the first year. (Then you switch to the other satellite network). Now I have actually done something useful for you ;-)

Yeah, I know. I keep thinking about switching to at&t uverse. But Andy and I are both swamped at the moment and switching providers is such a pita. That is how they keep suckers like me <vbg>