>>>>>>Talk to Dish Network or DirecTV. They will set you up for about 30 bucks a month for the first year. (Then you switch to the other satellite network). Now I have actually done something useful for you ;-)
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>>>>>>Yeah, I know. I keep thinking about switching to at&t uverse. But Andy and I are both swamped at the moment and switching providers is such a pita. That is how they keep suckers like me <vbg>
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>>>>>HDTV antenna (free local broadcast channels) + NetFlix for 8 bucks a month + http://live.cnn.com for news (or in your case maybe http://live.foxnews.com/ for propaganda...hahaha). Certainly beats paying $160/month cable bill or whatever insane amount they want to charge for your 250 stations of paid infomercials and the fishing with golfing cooks reality channel or whatever other crap they seem willing to put on TV these days....
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>>>>Here in San Antonio, I have basic TW cable. Can't have the Smithsoian, NatGeo, Bio channels, but I can have every bleedin' shopping channel. Don't want 'em, don't like 'em and I'd like to get rid of them.
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>>>>If I ruled the world, among other things, I'd have the cable providers offer single channels at a set price/channel and allow the users to select what they want. They'll tell you they can't do that, but haven't they already done the single selections to offer you the packages?
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>>>That idea has been proposed for years and so far the providers have successfully fought it off.
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>>>I read something the other day about a cable channel that sounded like something from The Onion: DogTV. It's a channel for dogs to watch. I swear I am not making this up.
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>>>http://dogtv.com/
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>>My dogs would still probably go back to the 'old' Dog TV. The big window looking out on the back yard.
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>My puppy gets more active every day. She is growing by leaps and bounds, so to speak, and does a lot more running now. Just this morning she taught me how to chase her around corners ;-)

Hey, at least you're trainable. My dogs never taught me that one.