>>Everyone knows it has to be Texas Pete on eggs!
How very NC of you. ;-) Must say that in the US these days I ask for everything "dry" ... because food generally is of such quality that it doesn't need to be slobbered in mayo or any of that other wet stuff. ;-)
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1