I was one of those.

>"If a Republican is down-and-out". Surely no such person exists,
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>>If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
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>>If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
>>If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
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>>If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
>>If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
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>>If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
>>If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
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>>If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
>>A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
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>>If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
>>Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
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>>If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
>>A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
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>>If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
>> A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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>>If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
>>A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".