>>>My wife calls me Tommy, unless she is mad, and then calls me Tom. Being a typical man, I have no idea what I have done that is wrong. :)
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>>"If a man says something, and there is no woman present to hear him, is he still wrong?" :)
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>Husband and wife are kneeling in prayer.
>Husband: Lord, make me a good person and teach me to be humble.
>Wife: Lord, make me a good person, but I'll take care of making him humble.


When I was reading this, I was thinking ahead:

Husband: Lord, make me a good person and teach me to be humble.
Wife: Lord, make my husband a good person and teach him to be humble.

:-)