>>Translate a novel by Google? :)
>>I don't know how for other languages but Google translate terrible even just basic sentences in english-turkish translations.
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>Google translate once had the ability to translate Japanese-language text into English-language "Yoda-speak" -- similarly translations in the other direction yielded funky Japanese. Was mildly disappointed when this "quirk" was repaired a few years ago. Now the translations are generally OK -- as long as you've already got a general idea of what the text says so that you can make sense of the translated results.
I ain't skeert of nuttin eh?
Yikes! What was that?