>>>>>I would like to verify the proper English phrasing.
>>>>>
>>>>>Which one is the one to use:
>>>>>
>>>>>There is no file ...
>>>>>There are no file ..
>>>>
>>>>There is no file.
>>>
>>>"This is not the file you're looking for."
>>
>>"You have no business looking at this file."
>
>"Looking at this file, business you have not!"

We live about 2 ½ blocks from Cupertino, California, which has a large Mandarin speaking population. They would say, “No look file”!

There are many cars driving around my neighborhood with signs in the back window, written on a piece of cardboard written with crayon. The funniest one I have seen stated: “Student drive”! If you drive in my community, you have to pray a lot.