>>>>>>>I would like to verify the proper English phrasing.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Which one is the one to use:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>There is no file ...
>>>>>>>There are no file ..
>>>>>>
>>>>>>There is no file.
>>>>>
>>>>>"This is not the file you're looking for."
>>>>
>>>>"You have no business looking at this file."
>>>
>>>"Looking at this file, business you have not!"
>>
>>Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind. (Another stolen line).
>
>Round, like a circle in a spiral; like a wheel within a wheel?

Talking Heads? Oh my.