>>>>>It's because 14-15-23-39-54-22 was picked tonight and I have $550 million bucks.
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>>>>There were two winners. Sadly, no one here. I really do always feel disappointed that the jackpot didn't land in my lap.
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>>>>If I had won I would have bought you a new Camaro.
>>>When they started the Texas Lottery I was working at the Texas Department of Health. We had a project lead who would say, as she was leaving on Tuesday and Friday, "See you tomorrow (Monday), unless I win the lottery tonight". I'd always laugh.
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>>>One evening she stopped and asked me why I was laughing and I told her "If I won the lottery I'd be here the next day, and if you think my attitude's bad now, wait 'til I don't need this job"
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>>"This month's Bad Attitude award winner, once again, Dorris Beaird. Give it up for her, folks!"
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>Thank You! Thank You! I can't tell you how much this means to me. No, really, I can't....

Is it really so hard to find words to describe negative quantities? :)

Here's one explanation of what's a -3: "there are five people in the bus; eight leave the bus - now you need three more people to enter it in order for the bus to be empty".