>>>It's because 14-15-23-39-54-22 was picked tonight and I have $550 million bucks.
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>>There were two winners. Sadly, no one here. I really do always feel disappointed that the jackpot didn't land in my lap.
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>>If I had won I would have bought you a new Camaro.
>When they started the Texas Lottery I was working at the Texas Department of Health. We had a project lead who would say, as she was leaving on Tuesday and Friday, "See you tomorrow (Monday), unless I win the lottery tonight". I'd always laugh.
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>One evening she stopped and asked me why I was laughing and I told her "If I won the lottery I'd be here the next day, and if you think my attitude's bad now, wait 'til I don't need this job"

ROFL!!!