>>>That's because we stole the most interesting language rules from every other language; and the reason why I feel sorry for anyone learning English as a second (third, fourth, twelfth) language.
>>>
>>>To paraphrase "Young Frankenstein"
>>>
>>>"Igor, just WHO'S grammer rules did you bring me?"
>>>"Ah..yes..Abby something...Normal...Abby Normal, yes that's it"
>>>
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>>GrammAr ? ;)
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>Spelling...it's a fluid thing...

It's for a good reason that casting a spell is deemed a dark art.