>>>>>That's because we stole the most interesting language rules from every other language; and the reason why I feel sorry for anyone learning English as a second (third, fourth, twelfth) language.
>>>>>
>>>>>To paraphrase "Young Frankenstein"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Igor, just WHO'S grammer rules did you bring me?"
>>>>>"Ah..yes..Abby something...Normal...Abby Normal, yes that's it"
>>>>>
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>>>>GrammAr ? ;)
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>>>Spelling...it's a fluid thing...
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>>It's for a good reason that casting a spell is deemed a dark art.
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>Only if you use blood...or body parts not your own...or dead animals.
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>'Course vegans get torqued if you use plants. So do unions.

Mmmm... I wonder, what irks the guys from Sirius and Orion then, if those from Vega... wait, don't they eat plants too? Though I've heard they're rather restrictive, they don't eat brick plants, power plants, robert plants, and many others.