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>>Scenario
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>>You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
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>>On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
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>>In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
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>>Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
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>>Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
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>>What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation??
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>>-->Don't ride the kiddie merry-go-round when you are drunk.
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>Cant possibly happen to someone with signature like yours {g}

I know the answer, but will not spoil the fun :-)