>> Anyone want to get endorsed for Cobol, Turtle Logo or Microsoft Bob?

Bob, not so much.

I did Cobol in college in like 1979 or so, so obviously yes for Cobol.

I don't know what Turtle Logo is, but I have a mental picture of a desert tortoise with a Nike logo on his shell.
That would be cool, so heck yes, endorse me for Turtle Logo!