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Five surgeons
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Humor
Category:
Jokes
Title:
Miscellaneous
Thread ID:
01561480
Message ID:
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And it's still funny.

>I was looking at old e-mails, as I am about to switch providers, and found this joke my father sent me 8 years ago.
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>Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
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>The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
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>The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
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>The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
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>The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
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>But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
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>"You're allwrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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"You don't manage people. You manage things - people you lead" Adm. Grace Hopper
Pflugerville, between a Rock and a Weird Place
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