>>I remember when I had a Newton (yecch)...
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>They're not so bad. It's about the only way I'll eat a fig anyway. :-)

I wish I still had my Merry Punster Club list around because you would have earned membership there.

This was all a long time ago so needs a bit of explanation. It was on the CompuServe FoxForum when VFP was in its infancy and pretty hot. Someone made a clever pun and on a whim I instituted the Merry Punster Club. MPC numbers were assigned and members even included them in their signatures. Pretty soon the forum was punning itself to death and there were around 50 MPC members. The queen of the punsters was Karen Higgins. We got into one memorable thread related to food. I held my own for a while but eventually she left me a quivering mass in the dirt. Those were fun times.