>>>Declaring the world sucks is a philosophical position. Offering it as an alternative explanation for gravity is guaranteed to marginalize you as a scientist.
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>>Your last line is the funniest thing I have ever read on the UT. I'm still laughing...
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>For various reasons, the front hall in my parents' house was without paint or wallpaper for a period of years when I was growing up and became a graffiti wall. I don't remember most of the items, but one that has stuck with me was "There is no gravity. The earth sucks."
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Who was the auteur?