Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other, outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day.
The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'
The 2nd kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.'
The 1st kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was 4. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and Ice Cream. It's a breeze.'
The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'
The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'
Whoa!' the 2nd kid replies. 'Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born.....Couldn't walk for a year.'
Wine is sunlight, held together by water - Galileo Galilei
Un jour sans vin est comme un jour sans soleil - Louis Pasteur
Water separates the people of the world; wine unites them - anonymous
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world - Ernest Hemingway
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance - Benjamin Franklin
