Pope needed. Must be a Cardinal. This is a one of a kind job and it is yours for life if you so choose. Benefits: cool hat, cool shoes. Best of all, you get to ride in the Popemobile as often as you want. This job will go fast so apply soon.



PS -- As is so often the case, The Onion nailed it -- http://www.theonion.com/articles/resigning-pope-no-longer-has-strength-to-lead-chur,31248/