>Pope needed. Must be a Cardinal. This is a one of a kind job and it is yours for life if you so choose. Benefits: cool hat, cool shoes. Best of all, you get to ride in the Popemobile as often as you want. This job will go fast so apply soon.
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>PS -- As is so often the case, The Onion nailed it --
http://www.theonion.com/articles/resigning-pope-no-longer-has-strength-to-lead-chur,31248/I understand that being a cardinal is not technically a requirement. In theory, any male catholic can be elected, although in practice it is usually cardinals that become popes.
Difference in opinions hath cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire... (from Gulliver's Travels)
