>>>>>>I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us and was she mad. We must have been near one of her cubs. Anyway, if I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today.
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>>>>>>Just one shot to my grilfirend's knee cap was all it took...the bear got her and I was able to escape by just walking at a brisk pace.
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>>>>>>It's one of the best pistols in my collection.
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>>>>>If you had had the foresight to always pick a girlfriend who was fat and slow (and, optimally, smelled like fish) this violence would not have been necessary.
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>>>>>Not that I am discrediting your preparation bearing (you'll forgive the expression) arms. If Jesus would have had a gun, he'd be alive today.
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>>>>No. he'd have been burned as a witch.
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>>>A male is not a witch! He is called a Warlock!
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>>Got me!! ;)
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>Since Saint Patrick’s day is coming, can you tell me what you call the female equivalent of a Leprechaun? Just the sound of the word is a bit frightening.

The femail equivalent of a leprechaun? I've never heard of a female leprechaun, so I suspect by your wording you aren't actually looking for what a female leprechaun is called. About the only thing I can think of would be a faery. But since the sound of that word doesn't exactly make my blood run cold, I guess I have to concede that I don't know. There is the banshee, I suppose, but I wouldn't call a banshee the equivalent of a leprechaun. Is there an actual answer?